The Legend of Barney Thomson
Barney Thomson, awkward, diffident, Glasgow barber, lives a life of desperate mediocrity and his uninteresting life is about to go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, as he enters the grotesque and comically absurd world of the serial killer.
Barney
Cemolina
Holdall
Detective Inspector June Robertson
James Henderson
Chief Superintendent McManaman
MacPherson
Chris
Wullie
Detective Sergeant Sam Jobson
Charlie
Bingo caller
Customer Number 1
Mrs. Gaffney
Jean Monkrieff
Chris' Creepy Neighbour
Well Dressed Young Man
Margaret
Jenkins
Mrs. Kerr
Alex
Sally
Sheena
Customer 4
Lizzie
Barber
Wife of Murdered Man
Big eared customer
Customer 6
