Body Slam
M. Harry Smilac
Candace Vandervagen
Quick Rick Roberts
Capt. Lou Murano
Sheldon Brockmeister
Vic Carson
Tim McClusky
Scotty
Shapiro
Mr. Kim
Missy Roberts
TV Interviewer
Tonga Tom (as The Tonga Kid)
Axe the Cannibal (as The Barbarian - Sione Vailahi)
Hammer the Cannibal (as Tijoe Khan)
Himself
Wheelchair Man
Elmo
Girl in Bikini
The Samoans
Booth Announcer / Himself
The Mad Russian
