The Once and Future Smash
Mikey Smash
William Mouth
A.J.
Mark Patton
Laurene Landon
Melanie Kinnaman
Adam Marcus
John Dugan
V.C. DuPree
Jennifer Rubin
Todd Farmer
Mark Torgl
Hélène Udy
Marc Sheffler
Bill Johnson
Tex Beckerson / Tex Beckerson Jr.
Neal Jones
Jackie J. Jackson
Marty Thomas
Severin rep
Eben McGarr
North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club President
Hotel Concierge / Damn Dirty Ape
Abaddon Apollyon the clown
I Make A Warm Cozy Quilt From Your Skin Fan
Man-Spider fan
Mohawked fan
Clown girl
Blender manual autograph seeker
Security Guard
Convention artist
Karaoke DJ Clown
Piggy
Ricky
Moist the clown
Kid with $19
Carter the Intern
Julie Kane
Bathroom bystander
Litigious celebrity
North Carolina End Zone 2 Fan Club Vice President
Repo Man
Snyflan Crump
Topher Brandon
bartender at the offices of Paul Devine
Repo Man / Jackie's Boss
Boom operator
Judge
Blender signature seeker
Dahlia Dimont
Percy Wynne
Seedy Movie Salesman (voice)
Patricia Ford
Jacques Renault (voice)
Bernadette Ryan
Lloyd Kaufman
Edie Sedgwick
Victor Miller
Sophia Cacciola
Jared Rivet
Melody Riviera
Bob Elmore
TV News Anchor / Radio News Anchor
Richard Elfman
Mike 'Dilly' Dilworth
Heidi Honeycutt
Detective Frank Dobson (voice)
James Branscome
Claudio Fragasso
Rossella Drudi
Catherine Capozzi
Blaze Pauling
End Zone 2 Fan Club Treasurer / Elvis Impersonator
Johnny Wolfgang
Dan Yeager
Blender commercial (voice)
L. Ray Hobbson
Paul Devine
Touchdown Kid
