The Wizard of Speed and Time
Mike 'The Wizard' Jittlov
Cindy Lite / Dancer / Pretty Hitchhiker
Harvey Bookman
Brian Lucas / Photographer (as David Conrad)
Steve Shostakovich / Photographer
Policeman Mickey Polanko
Lucky Straeker
Policewoman Minnie Smith
Canadian Thug
American Thug
Tina Dreem / Running Girl
Dora Belair
Bellydancer / Running Girl
Mustached Man at Garage Sale
All the Unions / Mr. President (voice) (as William Z. Ryan)
Meteor Man
The IRS Chief
The Horned One
