Duck! The Carbine High Massacre
Derwin
Derick
Bible Girl
Play Girl
Car Kid
Retard
Spam Jock
Benchpress
Afro-American
Song Girl
Goth Boy
Goth Girl
No Info Boy
911 Dispatcher
911 Girl
Teacher
Young Derwin / The Police Chief
The Fathers
The Mothers
The Principal
Internet Teacher
School Announcer
The Janitor
The Gun Man
The Gun Mans Assistant
Cafeteria Lady
Bible Boy
Screaming Girl
Newscaster
Cameraman
Policeman
Swat Answering Machine
Teenage Boy #1
Teenage Boy #2
Surviving Jock #1
Surviving Jock #2
Rose Girl
Scientist
Entrepreneur
The Preacher
G.U.N. Association Representative
