There's One Born Every Minute
Lemuel P. Twine / Abner Twine / Colonel Cladius Zebediah Twine
Helen Barbara Twine
Jimmy Hanagan
Lester Cadwalader, Sr.
Minerva Twine
Mayor Moe Carson
Professor Asa Quisenberry
Gloria Twine
Trumbull
Miss Aphrodite Phipps
Junior Twine
Radio Announcer
Agatha
Luke Simpson
Man at the Meeting
Club Woman
Luncheon Attendee
Reporter
Man in Ice Cream Parlor Trying to Stop the Fight
Photographer
Antoinette
Busboy in Brawl
Mrs. Barstow
